Quote for the day

[Uberjam]

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country"

- elayne boosler, comedian

[neueziel]

Baka pwede na din to kahit medyo mahaba

Steven Den Beste's 5 rules of free stuff:

(1) Unless money is being paid by you for the product, good or service being provided, you are not a customer. Get over it. You have no rights. Deal with it.

(2) Even if you paid money for the product, good, or service under discussion, your ability to make demands decreases depending on how many separations there are between you and the person you are making demands on. If you paid the person directly, you have maximum leverage. But the more layers there between you and the person you're talking to, the more diluted your leverage becomes. If I work at Microsoft and I'm posting on some forum, don't pregnant dog at me that I need to personally solve your Windows problems .

(3) If it's free be gracious about it. Don't complain that you should get more free stuff from the person. Anything you ask for is you asking a favor of the person providing the free thing.

(4) Don't get mad or accuse the person/company of being 'greedy' if some of their products/services aren't free. Who is really the 'greedy' one? The person who has given away things for free or the person who, having paid nothing, makes demands for more free stuff?

(5) If you think you can do something better then do it. Talk is cheap. Nothing is impossible for the person who has to deliver the goods.

[archaznable]

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."

- Elvis Presley - US rock singer (1935 - 1977)

[patacat]

jicejam said:

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country"

- elayne boosler, comedian

hahaha. made me laugh

[genocide]

'Di baleng tamad............. hindi naman pagod!!!

[Anakin Skywalker]

"Crashing throught the sky... Comes the evil cry of... COBRA!!! Amies of the night! Evill's taking flight its, COBRA! Nowhere to run, no where to hide! paniiked spreading far and wide.... Who will turn the tide?! " - Barry Hamma. Cobra them form the GI joe the movie.

[archaznable]

"Comeback dead"

- Japanese Commander during World War II

[patacat]

"death does not concern us. for if we are alive death has not yet come. and when death comes we are no longer living. only to gain goods is of importance."

- Epicure

[Uberjam]

"i may not be smart to do anything, but im dumb enough to try everything"

- beast boy, teen titans

[matttracker]

"If you're not a Manc, you're a wank!"

-The Feisty Goat Hooligans from Eurotrip

[matttracker]

"Love may not make the world go 'round but it makes the ride worthwhile."

-On The Line

[Uberjam]

"Tragedy is if I cut my finger, comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die."

- mel brooks, comedian, actor, film maker

[Uberjam]

"The best proof of love is trust."

- joyce brothers, psychologist, columnist, author

this is by far the most powerful quote i've ever read. so simple and yet i never realized it.

[Uberjam]

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."

- buddha

[Uberjam]

"Nobody goes right to work. I mean, screw the company - those first twenty minutes belong to you."

- george carlin, comedian, actor, writer, producer