Post by Balthier on Jan 17, 2008 10:51:35 GMT 8
Genre: Suspense, Drama...but more importantly SPOOF.
// NOTES //
First episode to be posted on Monday; January 21, 2008. I am giving way for the show that I spoofed to end first.
Don't say you know the story. I will also slightly change the original story as I deem fit. ;D
Some unnecessary characters were removed as well (such as the tomboyish girl, the tomboyish girl's older sister, the doctor's family, the driver, the good-for-nothing policemen, the nerd who has a crush on the tomboy and all unspecified below.)
This is the story of three sisters.
One sister was murdered and one of the remaining two were harshly accused.
As the mystery takes over their minds and hearts;
Many suffered wounds. (There's an X-Potion anyway.)
Many experienced headaches. (There's the Ether over there.)
Many were bound to die (...but there is always the Phoenix Down.)
The murdered sister cannot be brought back and is crying for justice and the identity of her murderer.
Thus, the true culprit is still a mystery remained to be solved.
//CHARACTERS//
Rinoa Heartilly
The leading lady. This clairvoyant Mary Sue (Mary Sue because she captivated all boys with her "psychotic beauty" duh...) was sent to the mental hospital because everybody thinks that she is crazy. She was also falsely accused of murdering Aeris because she has the murder weapon, but actually it's a kitchen knife filled with tomato sauce because she fell asleep in the kitchen while cooking spaghetti.
Balthier Bunansa
The leading man. He is Rinoa's childhood friend, who had feelings for her ever since then. Early in the story, Balthier is just a mere houseboy for Tifa. He has amazing skill with repairing destroyed things -- and he enjoys it very much.
Tifa Lockhart-Valentine
The eldest of the three sisters; she was orphaned early as her mother (Geneva) fell into the well and her father (Auron) was hit-and-run by a motorbike. Tifa blames all her misfortune on Rinoa and thus made the latter's life miserable. She doesn't manipulate people but rather punches their crazy faces and kicks them hard whenever she wants to.
Aeris Lockhart
Eight years prior to the start of this spoofin' story, Aeris was murdered right in her room by an unknown assailant. Now, Aeris wanders as a ghost, poking everyone with her staff and making Rinoa go crazy about looking for the murderer. Her greatest memento was the music box that plays Aeris' theme (and repairs) by itself at night.
Cloud Strife
Aeris' true love who works as a humble butcher in a nearby market. He fell in love with Aerith after their encounter but he wasn't allowed to be married to Aeris because he is just "pauper." Such derogatory remarks from Aeris' family pushed Cloud into entering SOLDIER but he was unable to...
Vincent Valentine
The "rich" guy whom Tifa insists Aeris to marry. His first wife's death drove him insane into trying to marry the other two sisters as well. He was successful in marrying Tifa but his status was lowered from rich guy to battered husband.
Sephiroth "Seph" Lockhart
The adopted son of Tifa's mother, Geneva Lockhart. Geneva's mysterious death drove Sephiroth into secretly resenting everyone in the Lockhart mansion. He currently works as a househelper in "gratitude" for the Lockhart family's upbringing but little do they know, he's planning something really terrible in his diary which he calls "The Loveless."
Jessica Valentine
The proof of Aeris' love for Cloud. However, Jessica or Jesse for short grew up knowing Tifa as her mother and Vincent as her father. She also kicks and punches just as hard as her stepmother...or even harder.
Selphie Tilmitt
Jesse's nanny who screams uber loud and runs fast at the sight of ghosts or of just her boss, Tifa.
Squall Leonhart
The handsome *cough* doctor from the mental institution that Rinoa was confined on for eight years. Ever since he saw Rinoa, it was love at first sight. Now that Rinoa is "cured," Squall will never hesitate to ask for her hand in marriage. Problem is, the Leonhart family doesn't like Rinoa.
Reno
"OBJECTION, yo!"
Reno is the sole heir to a famous liver-spread factory but he instead, he wanted to be a lawyer due to his idolization with Phoenix Wright / Ryuichi Naruhodou (the Ace Attourney). He is the one in charge of the case of Aeris' murder...but there's actually more (seriously) to his goofy facade.
Yuffie Strife
The stealth arsonist...err...Cloud's sister who works for Tifa as a personal assistant. Yuffie has a huge grudge against Tifa and her family because of what happened to her brother.
Yuna Bunansa
The head maid of Tifa's mansion. She and her nephew, Balthier, used to have good ties with each other but after discovering of Balthier's dark secrets, she started declaring that she never had such nephew at all.
// NOTES //
First episode to be posted on Monday; January 21, 2008. I am giving way for the show that I spoofed to end first.
Don't say you know the story. I will also slightly change the original story as I deem fit. ;D
Some unnecessary characters were removed as well (such as the tomboyish girl, the tomboyish girl's older sister, the doctor's family, the driver, the good-for-nothing policemen, the nerd who has a crush on the tomboy and all unspecified below.)
This is the story of three sisters.
One sister was murdered and one of the remaining two were harshly accused.
As the mystery takes over their minds and hearts;
Many suffered wounds. (There's an X-Potion anyway.)
Many experienced headaches. (There's the Ether over there.)
Many were bound to die (...but there is always the Phoenix Down.)
The murdered sister cannot be brought back and is crying for justice and the identity of her murderer.
Thus, the true culprit is still a mystery remained to be solved.
//CHARACTERS//
Rinoa Heartilly
The leading lady. This clairvoyant Mary Sue (Mary Sue because she captivated all boys with her "psychotic beauty" duh...) was sent to the mental hospital because everybody thinks that she is crazy. She was also falsely accused of murdering Aeris because she has the murder weapon, but actually it's a kitchen knife filled with tomato sauce because she fell asleep in the kitchen while cooking spaghetti.
Balthier Bunansa
The leading man. He is Rinoa's childhood friend, who had feelings for her ever since then. Early in the story, Balthier is just a mere houseboy for Tifa. He has amazing skill with repairing destroyed things -- and he enjoys it very much.
Tifa Lockhart-Valentine
The eldest of the three sisters; she was orphaned early as her mother (Geneva) fell into the well and her father (Auron) was hit-and-run by a motorbike. Tifa blames all her misfortune on Rinoa and thus made the latter's life miserable. She doesn't manipulate people but rather punches their crazy faces and kicks them hard whenever she wants to.
Aeris Lockhart
Eight years prior to the start of this spoofin' story, Aeris was murdered right in her room by an unknown assailant. Now, Aeris wanders as a ghost, poking everyone with her staff and making Rinoa go crazy about looking for the murderer. Her greatest memento was the music box that plays Aeris' theme (and repairs) by itself at night.
Cloud Strife
Aeris' true love who works as a humble butcher in a nearby market. He fell in love with Aerith after their encounter but he wasn't allowed to be married to Aeris because he is just "pauper." Such derogatory remarks from Aeris' family pushed Cloud into entering SOLDIER but he was unable to...
Vincent Valentine
The "rich" guy whom Tifa insists Aeris to marry. His first wife's death drove him insane into trying to marry the other two sisters as well. He was successful in marrying Tifa but his status was lowered from rich guy to battered husband.
Sephiroth "Seph" Lockhart
The adopted son of Tifa's mother, Geneva Lockhart. Geneva's mysterious death drove Sephiroth into secretly resenting everyone in the Lockhart mansion. He currently works as a househelper in "gratitude" for the Lockhart family's upbringing but little do they know, he's planning something really terrible in his diary which he calls "The Loveless."
Jessica Valentine
The proof of Aeris' love for Cloud. However, Jessica or Jesse for short grew up knowing Tifa as her mother and Vincent as her father. She also kicks and punches just as hard as her stepmother...or even harder.
Selphie Tilmitt
Jesse's nanny who screams uber loud and runs fast at the sight of ghosts or of just her boss, Tifa.
Squall Leonhart
The handsome *cough* doctor from the mental institution that Rinoa was confined on for eight years. Ever since he saw Rinoa, it was love at first sight. Now that Rinoa is "cured," Squall will never hesitate to ask for her hand in marriage. Problem is, the Leonhart family doesn't like Rinoa.
Reno
"OBJECTION, yo!"
Reno is the sole heir to a famous liver-spread factory but he instead, he wanted to be a lawyer due to his idolization with Phoenix Wright / Ryuichi Naruhodou (the Ace Attourney). He is the one in charge of the case of Aeris' murder...but there's actually more (seriously) to his goofy facade.
Yuffie Strife
The stealth arsonist...err...Cloud's sister who works for Tifa as a personal assistant. Yuffie has a huge grudge against Tifa and her family because of what happened to her brother.
Yuna Bunansa
The head maid of Tifa's mansion. She and her nephew, Balthier, used to have good ties with each other but after discovering of Balthier's dark secrets, she started declaring that she never had such nephew at all.
keeping the site active as a place to dump info for easier backtracking. 