TOY TALK#1: I want to ride my bike

[nikko76]

[Ver]

nice Revoltech giroro sir nikko Cool:)

[蠍座 shinn]

that is a revoltech?

[V2]

somehow the "i want to ride by my bicycle" song by queen popped in my mind instead...

[mrclay]

revoltech? hmmmm ( tsk tsk)

[nikko76]

Narrator:"An ordinary day with gundams...."


Force Impulse: "So, where did you get your Tactical Arms?"


Blue Frame Revise: " At D.I.Y. Get two for only $12.95"


Blue Frame Revise: "...I can stand all day, and do nothing except to stare at this baby...."


Blue Frame Revise: "...Or I can use it as an air board!!! Preety cool huh!?"


Garurutron: "Boys!! They don't do nothing but talk about their big swords!!!!"

[nikko76]

NARRATOR: "On one fine day....."

BLUE FRAME:"FINALLY!!!!! WITH THESE TWO KATANAS, I CAN CHALLENGE YOU RED FRAME!!!!"


BLUE FRAME:"HOW ABOUT IT RED FRAME!? I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!?"


BLUE FRAME:"can you DO THESE!?"


BLUE FRAME: "OR THIS!!!!?"


BLUE FRAME: "HA!!! NO YOU CAN'T!!!!"


BLUE FRAME: "Anytime, anywhere, RED?!!!"


BLUE FRAME: "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR RED FRAME? COME AND GET IT!"

[nikko76]

Narrator:"One day, while sgt. maj. kururu was inspecting the keron armies mechs....."



Kururu:"KU-KU-KU-KU-KU-KU......."
Giroro's voice at the back ground:" Hey Kururu, are you sure this will work? Our forces are taking a pounding with those cybertronian scraps!!!"



Kururu:"But ofcourse. Intergrading your neural nerves with this confiscated mecha's main cpu, success rate is 99.9%. Your sync rate is far better than those of our LEADER"



Kururu:"The shocks on this thing is 22.625 extended, 13.625 compressed, and have 9.00 inches of travel."



Kururu:"Its weight is 9.5 metric tons; max gross 23.5 metric tons. Rocket thrusters: 2 x 21250 kg, 4 x 9940 kg; vernier thrusters/apogee motors: 59"



Kururu:"Its armor is made of keron x-20 carbon alloy. I also added our keron WDX-40 beam coating. This coating can absorb some of the energy from the mega-particles and hence reduce the damage. So, what do you think Corporal Giroro? KU-KU-KU-KU!!!!!"



Giroro:" Excellent sgt. maj. We will reboot our cybertron invasion tactics, and add this baby. WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!"



Giroro:"Long have I waited for this chance to destroy those rust-acid cybertronians!!!"



Giroro:"Grand cybertronian invasion will begin on 0400 keron hour"

[nikko76]

Narrator:"On a fine day, Galaxy Prime ordered Wheelie to bring Classic Prime to him..."


Classic Prime:"Are you sure Galaxy Prime wants to see me, Wheelie?"


Wheelie:"That is what the boss man told me, Classic Prime. Maybe he is finally giving you a Defense Captain position!?"


Classic Prime:"I doubt it. I am two-matrix short for a Defense Captain's position."


NARRATOR:"MEANWHILE, BACK AT GALAXY PRIME'S STUDY CHAMBER...."


Vecter Prime:"I am telling you Galaxy Prime, our forces on Earth-12 cannot withstand another barrage from the Decepticons. From our latest intel, that creep Megatron is sending another Trypticon Squad....Our guys down there needs a new leader"
Galaxy Prime:"have no fear my friend, I know of someone, who can lead us to vicory on Earth-12..."



Vector Prime:" CLASSIC PRIME IS HERE TO SEE SUPREME CAPTAIN-COMMANDER GALAXY PRIME!!!"


Classic Prime:"You wish to see me , Supreme Captain-Commander..."


Galaxy Prime:"Yes Classic Prime. I am promoting you to Defense Commander on Earth-12. You are solid tactician, Classic. With the death of Liger Prime on Earth-12, the morale of our forces are growing thin...."



Galaxy Prime:"I am giving you this. This is your Maximal Sword. Forged from the will of Primus, this sword will bring you enormous power to overthrow your enemies. May the Great Primus be with you."


Classic Prime:"Thank you, Supreme Captain-Commander. I won't fail you..."

[nikko76]

NARRATOR:"Before departing for Earth-12, Planetary Security Commander Cody, debriefs Classic Prime....."


Commander Cody:"There are two yahoos who requested to join you on Earth-12, Prime. From what I gathered, these two were former Black-Ops Agents, under Lt. Mirage during the Armada Seed Conflict. Just reading their profiles, I am glad they are on our side."



Classic Prime:"Are these the Black-Ops Agents, Commander Cody?"

Commander Cody:"Yes Sir! They are the ones. OKAY YOU YAHOOS, SOUND OFF AND BE RECOGNIZED!!!!!"




Astray Blue:"The name is Astray Blue. Function- HEAVY ARTILLERY. Don't you forget it. On my back is my beloved, SARAH JANE. One blast from her, those decepti-creeps won't have time to lubricate their gyro-pistons."



Astray Red:"I am Astray Red. Function- BLADE EXPERT. Unlike Blue here, I prefer getting to know my enemies, UPCLOSE AND PERSONAL...get my drift...."



Astray Blue and Red:"TOGETHER, WE ARE UNBEATABLE!!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....!!!!!!"



Classic Prime:"Oh, boy. I am going to have my hands full with these two.......sigh.."

Commander Cody:"I feel your pain, sir. I feel your pain."

[nikko76]

NARRATOR:"One fine day, Commander SkyWalker seemed trouble...."



SkyWalker:"Great!!! I shouldn't have eaten those Romulan Energon Calamares....ooooohhhhh"


Commander Cody:"Are you alright Commander SkyWalker?"


SkyWalker:"No, I am not Commander Cody. Those Romulan energon calamares, that Liger Convoy and I ate, didn't fit into my digestive system.....Do you know any good Medical Bots?"


Commander Cody:"There are some MedBots that I can recommend. One is......."


Commander Cody:"MedBot Ratchet, G-1 class. One of the best MedBot-class ever created. He can be moody, but reliable."


Ratchet:"Anything broken, or any sick 'bot, I can cure!"

Commander Cody:"The other MedBot is....."


Commander Cody:"Doc Hudson, from the Car Planet. He was a former racer, till he met a tragic accident, resulting in quitting his racing career. Instead of sobing around, he turned his attention to MedBot technology. His medical programs are outdated, but he can prescribe you with some useful medicines."


Doc Hudson:"A full synthetic oil drink will make your worries go away."



Commander Cody:" Well, those are the MedBots, I can recommend to you, sir."
SkyWalker:"I appreciate the help, commander, but my budget is limited."


Commander Cody:"There are two yahoos I can think of, sir. But I don't think, you want them to treat you...."


Commander Cody:"Scalpel and Sgt.Maj. Kururu from the planet Keron. They are two, of the worst Mad Doctors, that you can find in the entire universe. Even their helpers, are branded MAD MACHINES!!!"


Scalpel:"De zonly payment zdat I ask iz your PAIN!"


Sgt.Maj. Kururu:"ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-....."



Sgt.Maj. Kururu:"ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-....."

[nikko76]

On one hot day.....




Red Frame:"Show me your skills, I'll show you mine..."



Blue Frame:"Prepare to be slice, RED"