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Uberjam Daigokin Super Robot THIS IS HOW YOU OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP @$$ Posts: 4,404	HUMOR POST! Oct 19, 2005 23:14:31 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Uberjam on Oct 19, 2005 23:14:31 GMT 8 oooohhhh that's scary ;D

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HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 0:04:34 GMT 8

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Post by archaznable on Oct 21, 2005 0:04:34 GMT 8

Another Erap Jokes hehehe ....
Here's a good corny one ....

ELECTRIC FAN

Tanong ki Erap : Bakit yung airplane pag umiikot and

elisi, uma-angat sa lupa?

Bakit yung bentilador kahit umiikot, nasa mesa pa din?

Erap : Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung bentilador may kurdon, pinipigilan yon!!

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Uberjam
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HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 10:14:21 GMT 8

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Post by Uberjam on Oct 21, 2005 10:14:21 GMT 8

ako me erap joke...

letter ni erap to jinggoy...

dear jinggoy,

eto na yun jacket na gusto mo, medyo may kabigatan ang jacket, kaya para gumaan tinanggal ko muna yun mga butones at nilagay ko sa bulsa. nun isang araw nagkaproblema kami sa kotse ni JV, eh pano kasi nalock ang pintuan at hindi tuloy namin masara yun sun roof ng kotse. at nang mabuksan na namin yun kotse biglang naman umalis si JV at nakalimutan nya ang cellphone nya. panay text at tawag ako sa kanya pero ayaw nya sagutin.

o sige anak, hanggang dito na lang muna sulat ko.

love,

erap

p.s.
padadalhan sana kita ng pera, pero na naisara ko na ng envelope na ito. next time na lang anak.

Last Edit: Oct 21, 2005 10:17:47 GMT 8 by Uberjam

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HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 10:51:57 GMT 8

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Post by Hayabusa on Oct 21, 2005 10:51:57 GMT 8

Got this funny situation from one of my co-trainnees:

One time, his mom ordered their helper to iron some clothes. "Inday, paki-press mo naman itong mga damit." sabi ng nanay niya. A few moments later, she opened the ref and found the clothes inside the freezer.

Last Edit: Oct 21, 2005 10:52:13 GMT 8 by Hayabusa

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HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 10:59:32 GMT 8

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Post by Shin Getter P on Oct 21, 2005 10:59:32 GMT 8

angelcia said:

Got this funny situation from one of my co-trainnees:

One time, his mom ordered their helper to iron some clothes. "Inday, paki-press mo naman itong mga damit." sabi ng nanay niya. A few moments later, she opened the ref and found the clothes inside the freezer.

Hahaha, this is funny! ;D

This happend to my friend:

Ordering a pizza from YellowCab for take out:

YC: YellowCab, how may I help you?

Friend: I'd like to order... yadiyadiyadah...

YC: Ok, can I get your name sir?

Friend: Bill!

YC: Gil?

Friend: Bill!

YC: Jill?

Friend: BILL, like BILL CLINTON!

YC: Oh, I see. Ok, thank you for your order...

After a few minutes, friend's driver went to YellowCab to get the pizza.

Driver: (on the phone) Sir, there's no order here with your name on it.

Friend: You sure? Did you ask if there's a pizza for Bill *** ? (*** - last name)

Driver: Yes sir, they claimed that you didn't order.

Friend: Can you check again?

After a few more minutes...

Driver: Sir, there is no order for you. The only pizza ready for pick up is for BILL CLINTON!!! ;D

SGP

Uberjam Daigokin Super Robot THIS IS HOW YOU OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP @$$ Posts: 4,404	HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 11:00:57 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Uberjam on Oct 21, 2005 11:00:57 GMT 8 i don't get? bakit nilagay sa freezer?

SEELE01 Vintage ST Super Robot seele01.multiply.com Posts: 571	HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 11:03:35 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SEELE01 on Oct 21, 2005 11:03:35 GMT 8 jicejam said: i don't get? bakit nilagay sa freezer? Hehehe, of course you put stuffs in freezer to "press" them. ;D
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patacat Vintage DX Super Robot Hand to hand; it is the basis of all combat. Only a fool would trust his life to a weapon. Posts: 1,458	HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 15:03:16 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by patacat on Oct 21, 2005 15:03:16 GMT 8 angelcia said: Clue po: Bisaya yung maid nila. ahahahahaha. nagets ko na!!! he who laughs last talaga. hahaha.
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Uberjam Daigokin Super Robot THIS IS HOW YOU OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP @$$ Posts: 4,404	HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 17:02:27 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Uberjam on Oct 21, 2005 17:02:27 GMT 8 i still don't get it...

Shin Getter P Global Moderator Shin Getter Robo Posts: 1,859	HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 17:05:34 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shin Getter P on Oct 21, 2005 17:05:34 GMT 8 jicejam said: i still don't get it... Press means to iron, right? I think the maid heard "press" but thought to "frez" or freeze it. ;D SGP

Checkmate! Vintage ST Super Robot Posts: 776	HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 17:28:14 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Checkmate! on Oct 21, 2005 17:28:14 GMT 8 naalala ko tuloy yung commecrcial ng PLDT dati. yung nag sisimula pa lang yung caller i.d. "ate tumawa si Gigi". Tanong nung amo "ano? si Gigi"? Opo! tapos tinignan nung amo yung caller i.d. "ah..si Jay jay"

Joemar Soul of Chogokin Super Robot artiste'!!! Posts: 312	HUMOR POST! Oct 21, 2005 18:01:49 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Joemar on Oct 21, 2005 18:01:49 GMT 8 Astig parin yung buhay ni Bob Ong sa public school! hehehe!

patacat Vintage DX Super Robot Hand to hand; it is the basis of all combat. Only a fool would trust his life to a weapon. Posts: 1,458	HUMOR POST! Oct 22, 2005 0:10:31 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by patacat on Oct 22, 2005 0:10:31 GMT 8 jicejam said: i still don't get it... "paki-press" must have sounded like "paki-freeze" to the maid cause the maid would've pronounced "freeze" as "press" due to the visayan accent that she has.
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Uberjam Daigokin Super Robot THIS IS HOW YOU OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP @$$ Posts: 4,404	HUMOR POST! Oct 22, 2005 0:39:37 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Uberjam on Oct 22, 2005 0:39:37 GMT 8 petey78 said: jicejam said: i still don't get it... Press means to iron, right? I think the maid heard "press" but thought to "frez" or freeze it. ;D SGP HAHAHA now i get it!!! ;D